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Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 18:17:00 - [1] Dear fellow pilots, Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints. However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite. You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE. Thank you. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 18:24:00 - [2] Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:24:37 Originally by: Mallikanth What are these groups of pixels you've bought? $80 each? 1.5bn ISK each, not RL cash. And if that makes you angry, you are clearly too poor to afford monocles for your own cynoalts. In which case, you fail comprehensively at eve and will NEVER be elite. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 18:29:00 - [3] Originally by: Joiske These pea**s .... translated as small**s ..... , they need to buy vanity gear because they have a wee weeners ... nuff said tl;dr cant afford cynoalt monocle ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 18:39:00 - [4] Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52 Originally by: Joiske Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one. ^ this with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ... Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~ Originally by: Sig Sour You want to be elite, get a faction battleship. Monocles are for ***** noobs who are willing to stab their own people in the back. I already have a large selection of faction battleships. You may come and see them in Agil. Your problem is that you assume the choice is between faction ships or monocles - but no, the true elite can have both. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 18:49:00 - [5] Originally by: Joiske Originally by: Butter Dog Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52 Originally by: Joiske Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one. ^ this with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ... Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~ but that's where you are wrong... I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that .... I am sorry, but if you had true wealth (20bn isk, lol) you would not be so angry and clearly jealous. You cannot comprehend buying your cynoalts monocles because you are not elite. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 19:23:00 - [6] Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05 Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... **. Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has **ed them off lately. Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. i doubt you can even afford a simple capital ship, let alone a monocle-equipped cynoalt you have a long way to go before being elite, and with your attitude I think you wont ever get there ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 19:42:00 - [7] Originally by: Epiphany Achura Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items. Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster) Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks. Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water? I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron. P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!! p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all 3bn isk, not $120. There is a significant difference between those things. As for the rest of your post - you sound jealous and angry. Please calm down, it's only a game, it's fine if you're not truly elite like me. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 19:56:00 - [8] Originally by: Arias Dren If -that- is your yardstick of what's right or wrong, you are a ****ing moron too. lets examine the evidence 1. you sound angry 2. you dont have monocle coincidence? I think not ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 20:04:00 - [9] Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid **s just spin. Really. **ing. Elite. If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle? ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 20:11:00 - [10] Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40 Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid **s just spin. Really. **ing. Elite. If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle? You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+cth boy. Au contraire. My elite status is clearly cemented by both my monocle, and the monocle of my cynoalt. Already, the Monocled Elite are forging in-game links and you are not included in this exclusive club. That makes you jealous and angry, and I am sorry about that, but you only have yourself to blame for being poor and average. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 20:40:00 - [11] Originally by: Deja Thoris I'm not sure 50,000 trolls swanning about in monocles will make for exciting gameplay, but you can certainly have a good chin wag while plotting how to afford the diamond encrusted monocle for only $399.99 sounds like paradise - of course, you wouldn't enjoy it as you are not truly elite, eve has too many average players, good riddance I say ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.29 20:52:00 - [12] Originally by: Deja Thoris You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own. Enjoy the new eve. this is what happens when you can't afford cynoalt monocles - sad and angry
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.30 06:21:00 - [13] Originally by: Rumple Fourskin I sense dev alts and pr people everywhere. This game is ****ing sad. Whilst it's true that monocle owners do get better access to CCP in terms of feedback and petitions (I was surprised to see an additional option in the petition section for monocle owners to get a quicker response), I cam assure you I am no dev alt. I am merely an elite player who wishes to own fine accessories. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.30 08:49:00 - [14] Originally by: RougeOperator Stealth marketing, PR campaing in full force still? Let's reiterate a few simple facts, shall we. 1. you're paranoid 2. you're angry 3. you can't afford a monocle 4. you're jealous I mean, lol, my cynoalt has the monocle and all you can do is cry about not having one on forums... ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc

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